Virtual English pub located in the virtual county of Izzettshire, serving handpumped virtual ales including Berko’s Non Specific, Owd Alphonso and The Usual. Virtually good food. Real virtual pork scratchings. Traditional virtual games inc shove ha’penny, skittles, cribbage, dominoes and bar billiards. At the rear a comfortable snug inhabited by quirky, cranky supporters of what the tabloids like to call ‘The World’s Richest Football Club’. Virtually, anyhow.