Uwe Rosler’s Grandad Mk XXXV

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  1. alphonso: .
    ……………….Ederson
    Walker..Mangler…Otters… Delph
    …………….Gundog
    Sterling, De Bruyne, Silva, Jesus
    ……………..Aguero

    Bravo, Adarabioyo, Danilo, Yaya, Sane, Zinchenko, [Foden or Diaz]

    ………………………………………….

    The 19 man squad is out.
    None of the boys are in but Vince is.

    Ederson, Bravo, Walker, Danilo, Otamendi, Mangala, Kompany, Delph, Zinchenko, Toure, Gundogan, Fernandinho, D Silva, B Silva, De Bruyne, Sterling, Sane, Aguero, Jesus.

    So I’ll amend my thoughts as follows:
    …………….Ederson
    Walker..Mangler…Otters… Delph
    …………….Gundog
    Sterling, De Bruyne, Silva, Jesus
    ……………..Aguero

    Bravo, Danilo, Yaya, Fernandinho, Sane, Zinchenko, Bernardo,

    I think that Vince is probably a ‘red herring’. I doubt Pep would willingly risk him or Fernie at this stage of things.

    Alph

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  2. The lineup for Swans Away is another tough one to call.I can see Pep making some changes but unlike the Donutz game we need to keep on winning in the PL. Conventional wisdom isn’t always infallible but the bit that says keep changes to a maximum of 3 or risk the whole balance and performance of the team has always appeared sound to me.

    I don’t think we need to treat Mangler as a change, he played half an hour and looked settled and comfortable. Swans are not the sharpest attack and up against Bony’s physical presence Mangler and Otters would seem more than adequate both in style and substance.

    I expect Fernie to be rested first because he is one booking away from a suspension and we need to avoid an enforced absence against SPurs next up. Also, a break would not harm him, he has played more minutes this season than most.

    Aguero will start for sure which is the second change and even that scarcely counts as he has played his fair share of games an is an intrinsic part of the team.

    Walker has had a break although Danilo is itching to play and there are many games to come, KDB and Sane have both looked a bit jaded at times, and Bernardo needs to step up his games to help his adjustment to the City methodology. I wouldn’t be surprised to see both Kun and Jesus start and expect to see Gundog on the team sheet.

    …………….Ederson
    Walker..Mangler…Otters… Delph
    …………….Gundog
    Sterling, De Bruyne, Silva, Jesus
    ……………..Aguero

    Bravo, Adarabioyo, Danilo, Yaya, Sane, Zinchenko, [Foden or Diaz]

    The Rudolf Cup gives an opportunity for Foden, Adarabioyo and Diaz to start a game and tomorrow is probably not the time, although more than just a few minutes at the end would be useful for their progress.

    Alph

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  3. Breaking News:

    City have been given the all-clear to play dressing room music at Swansea as they attempt to set a new Premier League record of 15 consecutive victories.

    Swansea Statement
    “There is no set rule of playing music in dressing rooms,” said a Swansea spokesman.
    “Like any club, Manchester City are able to play music in their dressing room.”

    When asked what sort of music gets played, the Swansea spokesman said:

    ” It varies a great deal, depending on diversities of behaviour, diversities of education, and whether or not our opponents have had their arses kicked big time, boyo.”
    Ends

    Alph

    (Erh – I might just have made up the last bit Thinking

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  4. Not clever enough to post this but – just seen on another site the “Milky Way ” advert.
    The Blue car beats The Red car.
    Was Ederson driving ?……….lol

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  5. Valentino Azzurro: “Who the fuck do you think you are”.

    ……………………….

    Would I indeed Valers!

    To do something that stupid one would have to be an aggressively self opinionated, self obsessed, egocentric know it all, with a superiority complex which knows no bounds!

    Oh……I see what you mean……thanks for the heads up…….I’ll bear that in mind! Thinking

    Alph

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  6. berkozboy: …and the meme of Eddie Morris in his Milk Float was outstanding.

    “He said, “Do you want it pasteurised, coz pasteurised is best?”
    And “José, I’ll be happy if it comes up to your chest”
    His name was Eddie. And he drove the fastest milk cart in the North West.

    José has got to be some King of Twat. Would you go up to our six-foot-five titanium-jawed keeper and say “Who the fuck do you think you are”.

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  7. Calgary Blue: Well if you want spiteful, cop a load ‘o this (taken from Red Cafe)

    I’m done.
    The way we lost is even more frustrating.
    Feck football. It is just a rich boy playground now and there’s finally one kid who’s dad has more money than everyone else and always will so there is no contest anymore and therefore no point.
    Im done until they lose that ill-begotten record.
    Hope all fans lose interest and Mansour loses millions on his pet teams. I know it won’t happen but it’s what they deserve.

    Ho ho hoMerry Christmas lads

    Great innit?

    The metamorphosis that we long suspected is now complete. Red is the new Scouse.

    I had a meeting yesterday with a bunch of Israelis who I met for the first time. I told them I was a Manc and they naturally asked which colour I followed. Most locals traditionally tend to support either Barca, RM or Sibneft but they all got quite excited to learn my preference and asked if I’d watched the game. 4 out of 4 of them had also tuned in and bizarrely all loved Otomendi. They could name 7 or 8 of the City team but only Pogba from Stockport. This is hardly a scientific study but says a lot about the continued elevation of our team into the broader consciousness over the more expected outcome. As I’ve mentioned before it’s also becoming more common to see our shirts being sold in sports stores here and worm by kids on the beach; almost unheard of a couple of years ago.

    …and the meme of Eddie Morris in his Milk Float was outstanding.

    I remain

    Berko

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