Well you lot have been making a sorry hash of things while I’ve been Down Under. Can’t leave you alone for a minute.
A hung parliament. A loss to ‘Appy ‘Arry the Cheeky Chappie. Couldn’t get a link for this game in my holiday residence in the boonies. Stuck with 2 Spurs supporters on tour too. Sat up in bed at 4.30, drinking O’Leary Walker Polish Hill River Riesling in between text messages from home.
Mancini is buying Gerrard, Torress, Higuain, Aguera right? Me, I’m buying McLaren Vale shiraz 2010 when it comes out – gonna be a brilliant year.
Onwards and upwards,