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  1. LALA:
    My last name is Izzett and I live in Manchester. Just out of pure intrigue can somebody tell me what this website is about?? Im guessing its a long running joke but id love to know why you chose the name Izzett?!

    Read ‘in the Beginning” it’s all in there.
    If you want to see the running script of comment you click on the latest thread of Uwe roslers Grandad…

    It would be rather nice to have a genuine current Izzett on board but I have to warn you, it takes persistence and a near miracle to register which is why we are a bit thin on the ground these days

    Alph

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  2. My last name is Izzett and I live in Manchester. Just out of pure intrigue can somebody tell me what this website is about?? Im guessing its a long running joke but id love to know why you chose the name Izzett?!

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  3. Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!”
    He said, “Nobody loves me.”
    I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”
    He said, “Yes.”
    I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?”
    He said, “A Christian.”
    I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?”
    He said, “Protestant.”
    I said, “Me, too! What franchise?”
    He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?”
    He said, “Northern Baptist.”
    I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”
    He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.”
    I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?”
    He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.”
    I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?”
    He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.”
    I said, “DIE, HERETIC!”
    And I pushed him over.

    Emo Phillips.

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  4. “So desperate are the FA to punish Manchester United, they charged Sir Alex Ferguson for complimenting referee Howard Webb. On the same day, Ancelotti also sung the praises of Webb, yet no charge was made. When Harry Redknapp was asked about the charge, he agreed it was silly, before going on to call Webb the best ref” – Scott the Red, Repubik of Mancuntia

    “Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you …” Woody Allen, Annie Hall

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  5. The early bird may well catch the worm but it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese Smile

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  6. Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he will believe you but tell him the door has wet paint on and he will touch it to be sure.
     
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